Cats Are Free

People are of the mind that they can own a Cat, but that is never the case. They may delude themselves into thinking that this is so, because they buy the food and pay the rent and so on and so forth. But that doesn't make one wit of a difference. Because, there isn't a creature ever made or born that can ever, ever own a Cat.

Cats Own People

On the other hand, or paw, if I may say so...Cats can own a person, or more than one person. Cats can own whole families, or entire casts of musical casts. This is because of the Cat's innate sense of character and charm. All creatures seem to want to cater to the Cat, to please him or her, to be close to him or her. There can be only one answer for this, and that is ANIMAL MAGNETISM.

How did the Cat become such a Magnetic Personality?

They say it started in the stone age when animals were fighting tooth and nail for food. The cat being the charming animal it is, simply charmed it's way into obtaining food, rather than fighting. After many generations or breeding, this trait soon developed into what is now known as the Super Charmer Kittens. And these are the modern day cats we see and worship today.

The End